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Thursday, February 16, 2006
B U M P E R S T I C K E R S
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM,
DON'T BREED 'EM!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illiterate? Write For Help.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)If ! You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does MyMailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ax Me About Ebonics.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boldly Going Nowhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heart Attacks: GOD'S Revenge
For Eating HIS Animal Friends
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And Lastly:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY!
Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life.
What you speak about, you can bring about.
If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick.
If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed.
If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs.
If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a relationship, then you might end up with it.
Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.
Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve..
Watch your Thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your Habits, they become character.
Watch your Character, for it becomes your Destiny.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settle for.
Thought I would share this with you.
"In the search for me, I discovered truth. In the search for truth, I discovered love. In the search for love, I discovered GOD.
And in GOD, I have found everything.
"A TRUE FRIEND STAYS TRUE TO THE END!
I AM BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED OF GOD.
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
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Friday, February 03, 2006
C. S. KING'S REMAINS PREPARED IN RIVERSIDE, CA.
http://www.blackvoicenews.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=4120&amp;amp;amp;mode=thread&order=0&thold=0
Even before the body of Coretta Scott King arrived in Riverside, CA., on Tuesday shrouded in secrecy, the family of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had a connection to the City of Riverside.
Mrs. King was in the Inland Empire twice. Rose Mayes, chair of the King Visionaries in Riverside, states that King told her the Riverside statue of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was one of the best they had seen.Bernice King came to Riverside to unveil the statue.
Martin Luther King, III came to the University of California, Riverside while Dr. Rosemary Schraer was president and again for the SCLC's hearings on police brutality. And after protesting Tyisha Miller's death in an act of civil disobedience he was arrested.
Mrs. Coretta Scott King, 78, passed away in Rosarito, Mexico on Monday, January 30, 2006. It has been widely reported that she was seeking alternative treatment for a stroke and ovarian cancer. "She died peacefully in her sleep," said Ambassador Andrew Young in an early Tuesday morning statement.
Late Tuesday afternoon, Mrs. King's body was prepared for transport by Tillman's Mortuary in Riverside.Once the autopsy was complete, King's body was prepared by Mr. Tillman and transported to San Bernardino International Airport to meet a private jet bound for Atlanta.
Mr. Tillman told the Black Voice News that he received a call from Willie Watkins, a close friend and funeral director in Atlanta who will receive her body."I received a call at 9:00 Monday night about King's passing. I was instructed not to tell anyone not even my staff," Tillman told the Black Voice News in an exclusive interview following their departure.
"She was moved from Mexico to the Ragsdale Mortuary in San Diego. Watkins knows my work and wouldn't let anyone touch her but me. I picked her up and brought her to my mortuary where an autopsy was performed before I prepared her to ship.
She will be dressed and put into a coffin in Atlanta. I prepared her in an "air tray" which is standard for shipping," he said. When asked what his feelings were he said," this is something I can give to my grands and great grands."
He was at a loss for words as he stood on the tarmac at the former Norton Air Force Base looking at what appeared to be a government issued gray gun metal colored plane preparing to leave with her body.
As he held his hands with a look of amazement and awe he said, "everybody's loved one is important to family and friends and those who know them, but Coretta Scott King is important to the world."
"I have been blessed to be in the presence of one of the greatest Black women on earth. It was as if she were your own mother. I always do my best when I have a case but I had to do extra for her.
If something normally took 10 minutes, I may have taken 12-15 minutes to make sure I give the extra," said Tillman. From Tillman to the limousine drivers, everyone involved in the six hour ordeal was reeling at the part they were playing in history.
Tom Fleming and Robert Vega, both Executive Chauffeurs for the Carey Chauffeur Company in San Diego, drove two vehicles - one with the King family and the other carrying their luggage.
"In my 15 years of driving some of the most famous people in the world this has been the most significant job I've performed," said Fleming. Vega chimed in, "He's driven Oprah, the late Richard Pryor, Bette Midler, Vernon Jordan, many of the rappers and more.
He even received a $1000 tip but nothing compares to this," said Vega. Nate Rucker, Tillman Mortuary's motor guard and escort said, "King's arrival was shrouded in secrecy. She arrived in a 3/4 ton Penske rented truck to camouflage her and to show respect for the family.
" Don Blue of Blue Aviation confirmed in a telephone conversation that the plane was registered to Bishop Eddie Long's Long Charter Air LLC, the second plane was government issued.
The doctors who performed the second autopsy said the reason for a second autopsy is to check the work of the first. They could not talk about the cause of death. Vidal Herrera, founder of 1-800-AUTOPSY performed the work.
While King's body was being prepared, the family and their entourage had dinner at the nearby Mission Inn. After the body was prepared for transport, the family was escorted by a Highway Patrol led motorcade to the San Bernardino Airport.
The motorcade received the highest security. Blue came out to escort the motorcade consisting of two motorcycle CHP's, the black family limo, the white hearst, the luggage van, CHP car and private patrol Rucker.
The King family, their entourage, the airport staff and police officers watched as a forklift gently loaded King's body onto a small cargo jet before the family and friends boarded a second jet bound for Atlanta.
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the LORD. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4- These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
B U M P E R S T I C K E R S
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM,
DON'T BREED 'EM!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illiterate? Write For Help.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)If ! You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does MyMailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ax Me About Ebonics.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boldly Going Nowhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heart Attacks: GOD'S Revenge
For Eating HIS Animal Friends
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And Lastly:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY!
Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life.
What you speak about, you can bring about.
If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick.
If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed.
If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs.
If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a relationship, then you might end up with it.
Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.
Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve..
Watch your Thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your Habits, they become character.
Watch your Character, for it becomes your Destiny.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settle for.
Thought I would share this with you.
"In the search for me, I discovered truth. In the search for truth, I discovered love. In the search for love, I discovered GOD.
And in GOD, I have found everything.
"A TRUE FRIEND STAYS TRUE TO THE END!
I AM BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED OF GOD.
<
C. S. KING'S REMAINS PREPARED IN RIVERSIDE, CA.
http://www.blackvoicenews.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=4120&amp;amp;amp;mode=thread&order=0&thold=0
Even before the body of Coretta Scott King arrived in Riverside, CA., on Tuesday shrouded in secrecy, the family of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had a connection to the City of Riverside.
Mrs. King was in the Inland Empire twice. Rose Mayes, chair of the King Visionaries in Riverside, states that King told her the Riverside statue of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was one of the best they had seen.Bernice King came to Riverside to unveil the statue.
Martin Luther King, III came to the University of California, Riverside while Dr. Rosemary Schraer was president and again for the SCLC's hearings on police brutality. And after protesting Tyisha Miller's death in an act of civil disobedience he was arrested.
Mrs. Coretta Scott King, 78, passed away in Rosarito, Mexico on Monday, January 30, 2006. It has been widely reported that she was seeking alternative treatment for a stroke and ovarian cancer. "She died peacefully in her sleep," said Ambassador Andrew Young in an early Tuesday morning statement.
Late Tuesday afternoon, Mrs. King's body was prepared for transport by Tillman's Mortuary in Riverside.Once the autopsy was complete, King's body was prepared by Mr. Tillman and transported to San Bernardino International Airport to meet a private jet bound for Atlanta.
Mr. Tillman told the Black Voice News that he received a call from Willie Watkins, a close friend and funeral director in Atlanta who will receive her body."I received a call at 9:00 Monday night about King's passing. I was instructed not to tell anyone not even my staff," Tillman told the Black Voice News in an exclusive interview following their departure.
"She was moved from Mexico to the Ragsdale Mortuary in San Diego. Watkins knows my work and wouldn't let anyone touch her but me. I picked her up and brought her to my mortuary where an autopsy was performed before I prepared her to ship.
She will be dressed and put into a coffin in Atlanta. I prepared her in an "air tray" which is standard for shipping," he said. When asked what his feelings were he said," this is something I can give to my grands and great grands."
He was at a loss for words as he stood on the tarmac at the former Norton Air Force Base looking at what appeared to be a government issued gray gun metal colored plane preparing to leave with her body.
As he held his hands with a look of amazement and awe he said, "everybody's loved one is important to family and friends and those who know them, but Coretta Scott King is important to the world."
"I have been blessed to be in the presence of one of the greatest Black women on earth. It was as if she were your own mother. I always do my best when I have a case but I had to do extra for her.
If something normally took 10 minutes, I may have taken 12-15 minutes to make sure I give the extra," said Tillman. From Tillman to the limousine drivers, everyone involved in the six hour ordeal was reeling at the part they were playing in history.
Tom Fleming and Robert Vega, both Executive Chauffeurs for the Carey Chauffeur Company in San Diego, drove two vehicles - one with the King family and the other carrying their luggage.
"In my 15 years of driving some of the most famous people in the world this has been the most significant job I've performed," said Fleming. Vega chimed in, "He's driven Oprah, the late Richard Pryor, Bette Midler, Vernon Jordan, many of the rappers and more.
He even received a $1000 tip but nothing compares to this," said Vega. Nate Rucker, Tillman Mortuary's motor guard and escort said, "King's arrival was shrouded in secrecy. She arrived in a 3/4 ton Penske rented truck to camouflage her and to show respect for the family.
" Don Blue of Blue Aviation confirmed in a telephone conversation that the plane was registered to Bishop Eddie Long's Long Charter Air LLC, the second plane was government issued.
The doctors who performed the second autopsy said the reason for a second autopsy is to check the work of the first. They could not talk about the cause of death. Vidal Herrera, founder of 1-800-AUTOPSY performed the work.
While King's body was being prepared, the family and their entourage had dinner at the nearby Mission Inn. After the body was prepared for transport, the family was escorted by a Highway Patrol led motorcade to the San Bernardino Airport.
The motorcade received the highest security. Blue came out to escort the motorcade consisting of two motorcycle CHP's, the black family limo, the white hearst, the luggage van, CHP car and private patrol Rucker.
The King family, their entourage, the airport staff and police officers watched as a forklift gently loaded King's body onto a small cargo jet before the family and friends boarded a second jet bound for Atlanta.
<
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the LORD. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4- These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the LORD, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
