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Thursday, January 05, 2006
Ten Things I've learned over my Lifetime.
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If yousee him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for aday; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you forweeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really goodfor anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see onetumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you twohundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the worldweird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly whereone cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions andmillions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to wherethousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
Ten Things I've learned over my Lifetime.
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If yousee him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for aday; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you forweeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really goodfor anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see onetumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you twohundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the worldweird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly whereone cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions andmillions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to wherethousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
