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Saturday, May 21, 2005
Ummmm..BLONDE
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" *
She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind. *
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *
She sent me a fax with stamp on it. *
She tried to drown a fish. *
She thought a quarterback was a refund. *
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *
She tripped over a cordless phone. *
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *
She studied for a blood test. *
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved. *
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.
Disclaimer: I've been blonde quite a few times in my life by choice, and I don't believe that even natural born blondes are dumb. I don't believe any such thing. Ditto for the other stereotypes people like to joke about.
Why did I post these derogatory remarks about blondes then? I don't know!!!
Maybe for a laugh, and anyway you can change the color of hair to whatever color you want it to say. I think at any given time anyone could be like this, not intentionally, but the slow in comprehension, the lacking in comprehension, whoever?
Seems like this is getting worse and worse. Anyway, Have a laugh. Today it is at the expense of blondes, next time it may be at the expense of someone closer? I have a headache.
~~~~~~~~~~Pamela~~~~~~~~~~~
Ummmm..BLONDE
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" *
She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind. *
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *
She sent me a fax with stamp on it. *
She tried to drown a fish. *
She thought a quarterback was a refund. *
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *
She tripped over a cordless phone. *
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *
She studied for a blood test. *
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved. *
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.
Disclaimer: I've been blonde quite a few times in my life by choice, and I don't believe that even natural born blondes are dumb. I don't believe any such thing. Ditto for the other stereotypes people like to joke about.
Why did I post these derogatory remarks about blondes then? I don't know!!!
Maybe for a laugh, and anyway you can change the color of hair to whatever color you want it to say. I think at any given time anyone could be like this, not intentionally, but the slow in comprehension, the lacking in comprehension, whoever?
Seems like this is getting worse and worse. Anyway, Have a laugh. Today it is at the expense of blondes, next time it may be at the expense of someone closer? I have a headache.
3 Comments:
Hehehe.. funny post..
I'm back!! at long last, I got internet back at home!!
Well.. there are tons of stereotypes, not only for blondes.. I guess they're just there for having some fun on others, I don't think someone should get sad or feel bad because of these..
By 
Shadow Walker, at
7:55 PM
Me either.
Very funny post!
-Raya
I've always said "Blonde is a state of mind.".
Stereotypical humor is OK when it's done with a sense of lightheartedness. Rather than an insulting, hurtful or vindictive bent.
Besides, it's only stereotypical because there's enough of a grain of truth to it to make stereotyping so obviously possible.
